The RazorDude* for the month - August is...

Captain Graham Sparrow

He says the following:

Ahar, Ahar, er Arrr!

Me and mi worthless Parrot would like

to be next months razordude because:
Arrr, I say so!I am the Bravest Bucaneer

on the seven seas,arr.

If yer don't make me a razordude then I'll

make you lilly livered land lubbers walk the

plank, see if I don't!
(What do yer mean I'm a useless pirate? Arr)

Sincerely yours... 

Captain Graham sparrow

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P.S. 

Velvet Razor are even better than a barrel

of grog and several pieces of eight

(pieces of eight, pieces of eight)

Shut up you no good parrot!

Go see them there Velvet Razor mob at

their next gig you salty sea squibs!

Lads feel free to email in your picture;

telling us why you think that you are so cool,

why you like Velvet Razor so much and why

you deserve to be be next months RazorDude.

email your submissions to: RazorDude submission

*In a climate of contemporary ironic post-political

correctness and pre-masculinism we hope that you

appreciate this item in the way it is intended:

We are running a feature including a photo and a

brief description of this months coolest male fan

(for their female counterparts under the same

climate of contemporary ironic post-political

correctness and post-feminism see the

“Razorbabe” category)