The “Wasn’t even trying tour”
| Tour | Comment | Date |
| Cambs, UK | Fenfest- Confirmed !!! EVENT CANCELLED !!! | May 24 |
| Guildford UK | The BoilerroomPart of the Rock-till-you-drop event | 1st July |
| Guildford, UK | Guilfest 2009 (Headliners Motorhead & The Stranglers) | July 10 |
| East Kirkcarswell,UK | The Wickerman festival Scotland T.B.C | July 24-25 |
| Middlesex, UK | Michfest T.B.C | July |
| Fleet, UK | FleetFest 2009 T.B.C | Aug |
| Manchester, UK | Various Venues T.B.C | Aug |
| Fordham, UK | Fordhamfest T.B.C | Aug 7-9 |
| Brecon Beakons, UK | Green man Festival Wales T.B.C | Aug 21-23 |
| Farnam, UK | Weyfest, Farnham T.B.C | Sep 5-6 |
| Glasgow, UK | Various Venues T.B.C | Sep |
| Birmingham, UK | Various Venues T.B.C | Sep |
| Leeds, UK | Various Venues T.B.C | Sep |
| Helsinki, Finland | Various Venues T.B.C | Sep |
| Paris, France | Various Venues T.B.C | Oct |
| Berlin, Germany | Various Venues T.B.C | Oct |
| Brussels, Belgium | Various Venues T.B.C | Oct |
| Stockholm, Sweden | Various Venues T.B.C | Oct |
| Washington DC, USA | Various Venues | Oct |
| New York, USA | Various Venues | Nov |
| Sacremento, USA | Various Venues | Nov |
| Southern Calif, USA | Various Venues | Nov |
| Colarado, USA | Various Venues | Nov |
| San Diego, USA | Various Venues | Dec |
| San Francisco, USA | Various Venues | Dec |
| Santa Barbara, USA | Various Venues | Dec |
| Denver, USA | Various Venues | Dec |
| Montreal, Canada | Various Venues | Dec |
| Mexico | Cancelled due to Mexican Swine Flu | Dec |